Alive and kicking

Reports of my demise are greatly exagerated. I can state quite categorically I am in rude health however, this is much more than can be said for my service provider. My internet connection has now been down for a little over a week with my ISP promising to send me me new routers and modems. Sadly this has not happened yet. Normal service will be provided once my ISP get their arse into gear and stop fannying about with my phone line and blaming all and sundry when its their responsibility. Trust me I am alive and kicking!!